grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
