i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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