if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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