How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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