You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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