thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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