ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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