I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
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