this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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