I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Randomize
