you have to choose: penises or morals?
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go home
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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