he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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