I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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