That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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