I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
