More tranny stories later!
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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