Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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