Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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