Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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