after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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