It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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