I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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