Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Randomize
