i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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