i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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