It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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