i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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