i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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