so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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