we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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