I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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