please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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