He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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