plz talk dirty to me
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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