i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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