YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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