so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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