i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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