Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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