i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
what if I'm pregnant?
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
you inspire me to be a worse person
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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