If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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