Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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