At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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