well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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