They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Randomize
