Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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