The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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