8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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