fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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