Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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