What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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